SHITFACED MOM

She thinks that she's doing no harm,
I think I love the shitfaced mom.
Beer in her hand and a babe in her arms,
All the kids love their shitfaced mom.

It's the same thing every day.
Gonna do it her own way.
Drinking Vodka on the rocks.
Dosen't care her kid's got socks.

She thinks that she's doing no harm,
I think I love the shitfaced mom.
She's not stoned, but you're getting pretty warm,
All the kids love their shitfaced mom.

it's only two PM
shitfaced mom is drunk again.
Beer stains yeah down her shirt;
And her kids are covered with dirt.

She thinks that she's doing no harm,
I think I love the shitfaced mom.
Face is ok, but her booty is the bomb,
All the kids love their shitfaced mom

Straight From the Bar