Oh I know, how these holidays go,
And I know I should get get something nice for her.
Told myself, over and over and over again
I wouldn't do it again this year.
Sorry Mom, I spent your Christmas
present money on beer (x4)
As I pass the liquor store,
They got a sale on my favorite brew;
That ten dollars, burning a hole in my pocket.
She doesn't want that apron anyway.
Sorry Mom, I spent your Christmas
present money on beer (x4)
My old man, he is gonna kill me
'Cause he knows I break my poor Mama's heart
But at least I'll have a good buzz on;
They can yell all they want.
Sorry Mom, I spent your Christmas
present money on beer (x4)
Straight From the Bar