THIS IS NOT A PUNK SONG

This is not a punk song (x4)

This is not a punk song
So fuck Minor Threat
This is not a punk song
We're not millionaires yet
This is not a punk song
We're not on Epitaph
This is not a punk song
So please don't feel our wrath

This is not a punk song (x4)

This is not a punk song
'Cause we're not on smack
This is not a punk song
We're not wiggidy-wiggidy-whack
This is not a punk song
It's going way too slow
This is not a punk song
Like you'd fucking know

Straight From the Bar